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[pointofspecificity]

Arthur. Leave a message and I'll get back to you.


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email || from arthur@dreamnet.org

[pointofspecificity]

Mr Stark,

It's good to know I left a lasting impression.

That depends. Is the coffee cheap and nasty?

Arthur.

P.S. The disclaimer is encouraging.

email || from t.stark@starkindustries.org

[starkreactor]

If I have to make it myself one more time, I'm just going ahead and killing myself.

I need a PA. Lost my last one. How are you at carrying stuff? I don't like being handed things. Or talking to people.

Tony.

P.S. That was Pepper. Pesky lawsuits.

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email || from arthur@dreamnet.org

[pointofspecificity]

I have a full bill of health, if that's what you're asking, and carrying things won't be a problem. And my coffee skills are impressive.

When do I start?

Arthur.

P.S. I won't ask.

email || from t.stark@starkindustries.org

[starkreactor]

Like, right now.

[ Insert attachment of the lab in which Tony works. It's a mega-corporation, but not his own. ]

Bring coffee. If you pass that test, you can have the job.

email || from arthur@dreamnet.org

[pointofspecificity]

Impressive.

I'll be there as soon as I can with coffee in tow.